Fashionably Dead (Hot Damned #1)
At least I didn’t think they did ‘til I tried to quit smoking and ended up Undead. Who in the hell did I screw over in a former life that my getting healthy equates with dead?
Now I’m a Vampyre. Yes, we exist whether we want to or not. However, I have to admit, the perks aren’t bad. My girls no longer jiggle, my ass is higher than a kite and the latest Prada keeps finding its way to my wardrobe. On the downside, I’m stuck with an obscenely profane Guardian Angel who looks like Oprah and a Fairy Fighting Coach who’s teaching me to annihilate like the Terminator.
To complicate matters, my libido has increased to Vampyric proportions and my attraction to a hotter than Satan’s underpants killer rogue Vampyre is not only dangerous . . . it’s possibly deadly. For real dead. Permanent death isn’t on my agenda. Avoiding him is my only option. Of course, since he thinks I’m his, it’s easier said than done. Like THAT’S not enough to deal with, all the other Vampyres think I’m some sort of Chosen One.
Holy Hell, if I’m in charge of saving an entire race of blood suckers, the Undead are in for one hell of a ride.
Seriously what s find! This book was so funny but it had such a hot male lead a spunky female and a truly beautiful love between them both.if you like to read about a couple who would die for each other and reading about really funny sidekicks you will love this I can't wait for the sequel hurry up please Robyn!!
I received this book from the author for an honest review.I haven't laughed this hard for a loooong time. I have to tell you/warn you to be ready for the hysterical outburst of laughter....like I freaking SNORTED I was laughing so hard. I even almost spit my sweet tea across the room at one point. So if I must "warn you about this book" please be careful not to choke and die during fits of giggles and laughter while reading.So this book is about a typical girl who likes to shop...hello Prada.
I am so excited for this book!!!!Oh dear lord, what a roller coaster. This book had me laughing out loud, smiling, near crying. I don't know how I'm supposed to wait for the next book?!?!?!
I'd give this 1.5 stars if I could. Is this 'it's not you, it's me'? Probably. Fashionably Dead met my three-strikes rule fairly quickly:1) (Stereotypically) average girl turns into a vampire, but wait for it - she is a special vampire, with a special purpose. *cough-cough*MarySue*cough*cough* And everyone loves her, of course, except for the girl who wants her boyfriend. 2) Tries so hard to be funny that it's annoying. Characters who look exactly like celebrities? Gah. And why is Oprah acting
Hilarious! If you love the Charley Davidson series, I would say this is a book you should give a shot. The heroin is strong, funny, and constantly putting her foot in her mouth. I actually came across this book from Darynda Jones' page and I'm glad I took a look. Very easy read.
Robyn Peterman
Kindle Edition | Pages: 323 pages Rating: 3.99 | 10685 Users | 1247 Reviews
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Title | : | Fashionably Dead (Hot Damned #1) |
Author | : | Robyn Peterman |
Book Format | : | Kindle Edition |
Book Edition | : | Special Edition |
Pages | : | Pages: 323 pages |
Published | : | September 2nd 2013 |
Categories | : | Fantasy. Paranormal. Vampires. Romance. Paranormal Romance. Urban Fantasy |
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Vampyres don’t exist. They absolutely do not exist.At least I didn’t think they did ‘til I tried to quit smoking and ended up Undead. Who in the hell did I screw over in a former life that my getting healthy equates with dead?
Now I’m a Vampyre. Yes, we exist whether we want to or not. However, I have to admit, the perks aren’t bad. My girls no longer jiggle, my ass is higher than a kite and the latest Prada keeps finding its way to my wardrobe. On the downside, I’m stuck with an obscenely profane Guardian Angel who looks like Oprah and a Fairy Fighting Coach who’s teaching me to annihilate like the Terminator.
To complicate matters, my libido has increased to Vampyric proportions and my attraction to a hotter than Satan’s underpants killer rogue Vampyre is not only dangerous . . . it’s possibly deadly. For real dead. Permanent death isn’t on my agenda. Avoiding him is my only option. Of course, since he thinks I’m his, it’s easier said than done. Like THAT’S not enough to deal with, all the other Vampyres think I’m some sort of Chosen One.
Holy Hell, if I’m in charge of saving an entire race of blood suckers, the Undead are in for one hell of a ride.
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Edition Language: | English |
Series: | Hot Damned #1 |
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Ratings: 3.99 From 10685 Users | 1247 ReviewsColumn Epithetical Books Fashionably Dead (Hot Damned #1)
Poor Astrid all she wanted to do was quit smoking . When her life get turned upside down . When she s turned into a vampire . She is thrown into everything vampire . As her evil mother shuns her and her house becomes full of angel and fairies. She meet Ethan the warrior prince , who is walking talking sex in a stick . Who is also claiming to be her mate . Well that's where the fun begins . They fight they mate . As they come to understand why Astrid is the chosen one . This book has it all aSeriously what s find! This book was so funny but it had such a hot male lead a spunky female and a truly beautiful love between them both.if you like to read about a couple who would die for each other and reading about really funny sidekicks you will love this I can't wait for the sequel hurry up please Robyn!!
I received this book from the author for an honest review.I haven't laughed this hard for a loooong time. I have to tell you/warn you to be ready for the hysterical outburst of laughter....like I freaking SNORTED I was laughing so hard. I even almost spit my sweet tea across the room at one point. So if I must "warn you about this book" please be careful not to choke and die during fits of giggles and laughter while reading.So this book is about a typical girl who likes to shop...hello Prada.
I am so excited for this book!!!!Oh dear lord, what a roller coaster. This book had me laughing out loud, smiling, near crying. I don't know how I'm supposed to wait for the next book?!?!?!
I'd give this 1.5 stars if I could. Is this 'it's not you, it's me'? Probably. Fashionably Dead met my three-strikes rule fairly quickly:1) (Stereotypically) average girl turns into a vampire, but wait for it - she is a special vampire, with a special purpose. *cough-cough*MarySue*cough*cough* And everyone loves her, of course, except for the girl who wants her boyfriend. 2) Tries so hard to be funny that it's annoying. Characters who look exactly like celebrities? Gah. And why is Oprah acting
Hilarious! If you love the Charley Davidson series, I would say this is a book you should give a shot. The heroin is strong, funny, and constantly putting her foot in her mouth. I actually came across this book from Darynda Jones' page and I'm glad I took a look. Very easy read.
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