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Everybody Out of the Laundromat, I Need to Think!

Phil G. Glenn

ebook | Pages: 135 pages

Rating: 4.9 | 10 Users | 6 Reviews

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Title	:	Everybody Out of the Laundromat, I Need to Think!
Author	:	Phil G. Glenn
Book Format	:	ebook
Book Edition	:	First Edition
Pages	:	Pages: 135 pages
Published	:	August 29th 2013 by The Writer's Coffee Shop Publishing House
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When the ordinary life of Virgil Blaine crosses the path of the even more ordinary Doug Coulthard, it sets off a series of extra-ordinary events. Doug Coulthard is a Filing Clerk and the President of the Unpublished People’s Poet’s Party –Political Unit (UPPPPU) where a catastrophe has just happened; two of his long time members have been published. The UPPPPU goes on a recruiting drive by distributing leaflets, one of which finds its way into Virgil Blaine’s pocket. Virgil Blaine, who is a slight poet himself, attends one of the meetings where he meets Forward Slash who offers Virgil Blaine a job. The offer comes with two things Virgil Blaine has never had; a job and a car and on a whim he accepts. The problem is, through no effort of his own, his position is suddenly elevated. Virgil Blaine says the job is ‘messing with his DNA – Deliberate Non-Achiever’ and he misses his old life and so hatches a plan to get it back…

Though very ordinary, Doug Coulthard has the distinction of being only one of four hundred and thirty one Earth creatures who have been abducted by Aliens. The Aliens took Doug to the Canis Minor and back, a round trip of 3.02 parsecs. Due to the spacecraft’s immense velocity Doug was left with an annoying and sudden ‘tic’ which is to nod his head up and down rather abruptly every four minutes. And now the Aliens are back to take Doug on a ‘quite a few years since we last picked you up’ Reunion Party which turns out to be one of the worst experiences of Doug’s life….

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I loved this humorous and witty book. The style of writing reminded me of the Hitch-hikers Guide to the Galaxy. The plot is well thought out and flows well. It was an enjoyable read and I look forward to more of this talented Author's work.

this book was very funny and reminded me of hitchhikers guide to the galaxy but with a political angle

This book was really funny and quite a surprise. i was told it was a political satire so I was expected to be bored but I just kept reading and loved it. There was some parts in the book that made me laugh out loud which is rare for me. Great read and highly original.

this was a great book and exquisitely unique, I have never read a book of fiction with footnotes before. Normally footnotes are annoying but in this book they add to the humour of the book. It is about an unemployed poet who is recruited into politics. The second protagonist is a retired filing clerk who gets abducted by aliens, these two cross paths at the UPPPPU - the unpublished people's poets political unit. I think this book has the potential to earn a cult following particularly because it

this book was written in a simple dialect but was very humorous and brilliantly original. This a great standing on a bus read. More of a novelette than a novel.

i bought this book on a whim, mainly coz I thought the title was pretty crazy. I must say it was a really surprising read and turned itself in to a political satire with a bit of Douglas Adams thrown in. It is brilliantly original and made me laugh out loud. The protagonist is Virgil Blaine who is basically a bum. The govt are struggling at the polls so they decide something different and radical which is to recruit shy people. Enter Virgil Blaine who is groomed to become a politician. At the